TEXT MESSAGES FROM GOD - HardCover

God finally learned how to text — and He’s hilarious.

Divine texts. Zero autocorrect fails. Unlimited heavenly data plan. She is everywhere - no telco drop outs. (It's nearly as good as Starlink). God finally got with the times and started texting.  Add to cart immediately… or risk eternal damnation. (No pressure.)

Text Messages from God delivers straight-to-the-point messages from the Big Guy Himself — written like actual texts you’d get on your phone. No long sermons, no boring chapters… just quick, hilarious, and surprisingly wise pings from Heaven that actually make you laugh out loud.

Expect messages like: “Just saw your search history - we need to talk" or "Hey that Gym Card isn't going to swipe itself." 

God addresses all of our normal, everyday issues in life — from finding the perfect date and staring blankly into the fridge at 11pm, to Googling for wisdom, grabbing last-minute 7-11 flowers, debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza, and a whole lot more.

Some messages come with solid biblical advice. Others hit you with good ol’ tongue-in-cheek sarcasm straight from Heaven.

Either way… you’re guaranteed a good laugh (and probably a little conviction).

Why people can’t stop reading it:

• Short enough to read while waiting for your toast to pop
• Funny enough to make you snort-laugh in public
• Deep enough to actually change your day
• Way more entertaining than your group chat

This Makes the Perfect Gift:

• For the friend who’s been “praying about it” for 3 years but still swipes right on all the wrong people
• For your coworker who stress-eats at 2am while asking Google “what would Jesus do?”
• For the person who shows up to date night with servo flowers and calls it romance
• For anyone still arguing about pineapple on pizza (God has thoughts… and they’re savage)
  
• For the over-thinker who needs God to text them “chill” in iMessage format                                                        

This book is the perfect centrepiece for a coffee table. It is vibrant and motivational and will keep guests and family alike amused, entertained and inspired. Great as a gift or for that reception or waiting room too. Watch as even the casual reader will smile and giggle - because God texting you is an hilarious concept.

Size: 210mm x 210mm Square Hardcover Matte Colour Paper 200gsm Gloss. Printed and shipped from multiple locations including Australia, USA and UK.

FunGuy Publishing  ISBN: 978-1-7645965-4-1